My Views on Today's News

The £40 million cash heist- the biggest robbery in British history. Apparantly its going to be hard for them to shift it, so if you want to throw any of it my way you are more than welcome. Funny that on the very same day the lottery winners in Nebraska won a cool few million themselves.... hmm...maybe it was them and they are blagging that they won the lotto?? Ok Justine crazy speak, but I was serious about passing some of the cash my way if any of you thieves out there read this?!!

Justine's Joke of the Week

Two eggs are boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack!" "No good telling me", replies the male egg, "I'm not hard yet."

hehe....boom boom.... worry not I won't be starting my Christopher Reeve ones on here.... those are now over. Respect to Superman, may he rest in peace.

What's new

Um... well still haven't found a job... need to find something soon as i am becoming lazy- watched i robot today- actually quite enjoyed it. Just need any job in order to save my ass off to go to Thailand... at this rate will prob aim to be going by June/July time. We shall see, will keep you filled in on here along the way. Need to start making cash by selling all my stuff on ebay, its just getting my ass in gear to do it. Gonna rid myself of my electric scooter, will be sad to see it go but it has served its purpose. Anyway just thought I'd pop on and say hello and ciao! xxx

My Cats...

This is Dillon.... and yes, he is Ginjairrrrre,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hehehe.... but a cutie.

This is Angel and she is the cutest most loving pussycat around... she had her "op" but they could only find one shrivelled ovary and not the other, leaving her still with her desires to go on heat and shag every tomcat in North London.
Angel and Dillon, here they are. And altho they're with the ex, I still miss them like mad, but they are just cats and may they live fab lives and eat themselves silly on science plan.

The Gary incident.....

Yes.. at the end of 2005 Gary and i snogged... and yes he is gay, but I had changed him for all of 5 mins...unfortunately a certain Mr.Dussold snapped some evidence....and here it is. ....

Nando's Bum Stunt...

Many moons (geddit?!) ago, i did the bum stunt for Nando's. Parading up and down Earls Court road with a sandwich board and my ass cut out of my jeans with a nandos tattoo on it... showing just how hot peri peri is... yes once again I am promoting them, and I am a peri peri addict, not quite sure what I will do when i go travelling... do they do peri patches??
I was in the tabloids the next day, haven't ever got round to scanning that in and hopefully will soon, but this was doing the rounds on a forward email round the world and a friend in South africa sent it over... enjoy. xx

Random Pics Time...

Now that I've got the jist of putting pics on here here's a few that I would like to share and have on my site. xxxxx

Braces!

Are officially off, I haven't a pic of me to put on here yet but will get on up asap... had them taken off on Thurs and will scan the b4 and after pics to put on here too, they feel v odd , but had a corn on the cob for the 1st time in a year yesterday and was lush... not to mention, gum, toffees, apples.. its all good. xxx

Apologies to the curry house....

For us stealing the air freshners, pot pourri vase..(which we put back), salt , pepper, ashtrays, napkins, complete with napkin rings...... hmm.. Lisa with the evidence the morning after the night before..... ho hum. x

oh so drunk

oh my...looks like extra's from sesame street.... hahaha

being groped whilst drunkieeeeeeee

being taken advantage of whilst v pissed thanks for that Casey!!

Justine's Pub crawl......

more pics......

Justine's Welcome home Pub Crawl...

Sat 11th Feb, Lisa, Michelle, Scott and I went on a 12 pub crawl. Meeting up with both Casey and Scott. We had to give 2 drink names into the bowl, from wine to snakebites and a curry to end, very drunken...........

New Years 2006

James Bond Party @ Lisa's......